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Joke of the Day
"I met my bae on PirateBay... You could even say I swept her off her foot."
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"Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff"
"Santa used to work alone and was overwhelmed, but one day his life changed. He read an elf-help book. The only problem is, now he has to pay elf-employment tax."
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey look everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker is in the house!"""
"How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb... Two, one to do the job, and another to shoot all the witnesses."
"I met a girl with twelve nipples... Sounds funny, dozen tit."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field."
"Your Mom is like Planet 9... very distant from the sun"
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere..."
"Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime; teach a man to catfish and he can trick some perv in Omaha into sending him rent money."