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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field."
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"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."
"What do cows do after they get married? They go on their honeymoooooon!"
"What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren? SWAT Sticka's!"
"Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night liquor....almost."
"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?"
"Why did the chicken get an ouija board? To contact those who had crossed over to the other side."
"Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales? He loves a good happy ending"
"If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your horn to let her know you're intrested and afraid to talk to girls."
"A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says ""looks like you blew a seal."" penguin replies ""no, that's just frosting on my lip."""