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Joke of the Day
"Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p"
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"Friendship. (A bit of a dark humour) Friend: I need to save money... Me: Get a life vest Me: And some rope. Friend: Why do I need the life vest? Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one."
"Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin! edit: Sorry! Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them."
"School Jokes The mother says to her daughter, ""Did you enjoy your first at school?"" The daughter answers, ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"""
"I've been having a hard time getting around with my bad leg. Just goes to show limpin' ain't easy!"
"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"
"Sometimes I'll show my husband the chewed up food in my mouth just so he's reminded of the delicacy and beauty of the flower he chose."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"
"""Changed the name on my iPhone to titanic. Now when I connect to iTunes it says the...... Titanic is synching"""
"How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them."