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Joke of the Day

"School Jokes The mother says to her daughter, ""Did you enjoy your first at school?"" The daughter answers, ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"""

"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."

"A man walks into a therapist's office, looking for closure..."

"Thanks to this HUGE spider web I just walked into we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked"

"Did you hear that Rene Descartes accidentally committed suicide? He just wasn't thinking."

"What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? ""Hi, Cliff """

"Canada's Gas prices... They fell as fast as Greece's GDP."

"if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long"

"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."

"If you don't like the way women drive... ...then get off the sidewalk."