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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer? It won't be there"

"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"

"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."

"How can you get 20 jews into a VW Beetle? Easy - just use the ashtray"

"What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm? Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour."

"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"

"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."

"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"

"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... ...but enough about Kanye West."

"Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner? Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin."