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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when people attach little steering wheels to their penises? It drives me nuts."

"Why can't blondes finish software updates? They can never find the ""any"" key."

"The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed"

"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."

"Why do melons always have well planned weddings ? They can'telope !"

"Why were the baker's hands smelly? He kneaded a poo"

"Im half scotch. And i dont mean scottish."

"A man didn't like his haircut But it started to grow on him"

"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."