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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why Robert and Cersei never seemed to get along... They didn't even have a legitimate issue."

"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"

"If you're an astronaut.. and you don't end every relationship with ""I need space"" then you're just wasting your time"

"Poor Will... Everyone's always firing at him. A joke my grandad would use on occasion."

"What did the eggs say when the cops showed up? Everybody scramble!"

"When a woman tells you you're cute', it means you're ugly and you just entered the friendzone."

"My girlfriend has really changed since she became a vegetarian... ...sometimes I feel like I've never seen herbefore."

"Loads of people are lining up to buy my vampire teeth. Fang queue."

"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."

"How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!"