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Joke of the Day

"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."

"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."

"In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom. She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head."

"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? Helefino."

"video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend? She wiped her arse."

"HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger? WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help ? WIFE : I use your toothbrush."

"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""

"Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"

"Why did the customer slap the cashier? Because he was checking her out."