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Joke of the Day

"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."

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"Infatuation Bastard That was the punchline, here's the question... What did Pauline Hanson say when a Chinese man asked her how she cooks her chips?"
"Whats the difference between pink and purple??? Your grip!!!"
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."