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Joke of the Day

"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."

"I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 bill. I always wanted to use black people as currency."

"[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog."

"No thanks, Party Casino; if I wanted to gamble when watching porn, I'd start the video with the volume on full and my door wide open."

"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"Be nice to someone for no reason. You never know when you're going to need someone to be nice to you for no reason."""

"The worst thing about doggie style is you can both see your kid come into the room."

"i always wear this epi pen its rly special. my friend gave it to me literally as he was dying it seemed very important to him that i have it"

"Before I workout, I like to warm up with 10 sets of selfie's."

"How do you know when it's NotTheOnion? When they're still running pieces on Hillary Clinton."