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Joke of the Day

"i always wear this epi pen its rly special. my friend gave it to me literally as he was dying it seemed very important to him that i have it"

"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"

"Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters."

"Its good to die like my grandfather, painlessly in his sleep. Its bad to die in a terrible accident, like the passengers on his bus."

"Hey ladies, you realize that you're not required to look at every mirror you come across, right?"

"People always say that European Football will never make it big here in the states. But it seems like we really picked it up an ran with it."

"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"

"What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses"

"Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes? No? Not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet."

"Whiny prostitute Why did the whiny prostitute feel she really needed to buy a house? So she could finally feel comfortable telling her parents she was a ho' moaner."