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Joke of the Day

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about"

"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!"

"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."

"Why women mature faster than men? Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old."

"My New Year's Resolution was to stop making innuendo jokes about my sexual stamina. Day two and so far so good. I just hope I can keep it up."

"What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor"

"I like my chairs the way I like my women Quiet and conforming to my body"

"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""

"What's the difference between pizza and a jew? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her."