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Joke of the Day

"Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls."

"There's a lot of hate against Neo-Nazi groups... But you must agree with them that Hitler was right"

"Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD's everywhere."

"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."

"I know so much about cars All I need to see is their headlights and I can tell exactly which way they're going."

"I have a heroine addiction... ...because I can only sleep with a girl if she has saved somebody's life."

"What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist? Pokemon"

"So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on"

"I love you my friends and that's not just the beer talking. It's from the bottom of my bottle of wine too."

"We should change the saying to ""Home is where your phone automatically connects to your wifi""."