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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to jail for impersonating a police officer..."
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"Universe's odds of existing? Near impossible. Humanity's odds of existing? Near impossible. My chances at a relationship? Well... I make the other odds look like a 1 in 6 roll on loaded dice."
"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"
"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."
"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."
"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"
"Great pickup line... You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress? Her: Yes. You: Wanna Traumatize it?"
"Richard Dawkins's next book should be called... ""Religion: Controlling the Masses for Fun and Prophet"""
"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling."