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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to jail for impersonating a police officer..."
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"Climate change is such a joke... Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up."
"If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room."
"What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries? A neurosturgeon"
"I lost my job... I got fired from my job at the M&M's factory yesterday for throwing away all the W's."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
"I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."
"Why do russians rush B? To break the rush-A stereotypes"
"I had to factory reset my phone.. I found Nickelback on it"
"People think having 5 sets of grandparents rules as kid on Xmas, and it does, but you pay for it on the back end having to go to 97 funerals"