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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a Police Station. Not a joke it actually happened http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-29550834 I would welcome a few jokes based upon this though."

"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year"

"How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it."

"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!"

"Rich guy does it: 50 Shades of Grey. Poor guy does it: Cops."

"Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force"

"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"

"*barber hands me the mirror to check the back* ""Looks good!"" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly"

"Dad Jokes Who can make a good dad joke?"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a Warehouse."