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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it? Because it's paneless."
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"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"
"Russian kids were writing an essay about their heroes.... ..... The title was: ""Who is your hero and why Stalin?"""
"A book fell on my head today... I blame my shelf."
"Worst thing about having a daughter is... No matter how hard you try you're daughter is gonna have some other man's dick in her mouth."
"""Jimmy, why did you bring your cat to school?"" ""Because my dad said 'When Jimmy leaves for school, that pussy is getting smashed!"" Kind of a lame post, but it's my first on the joke thread :/"
"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"
"You wouldn't steal a gate. So why would you take offense?"
"What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne"
"What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."