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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees? In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology."

"what do you call a asian with one leg i lean"

"With everyone watching Democrats fight Democrats over tax cuts, now would be a great time for Republicans to have sex in airport washrooms."

"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."

"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."

"Just tried to even up my sideburns and now I'm a hairless cat."

"I played tennis with a eunuch once... No competition, the balls were in my court."

"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."

"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."

"Why did people call the late man a tiny ass? Because he was a little behind."