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Joke of the Day
"Why did team USA get a silver in Men's Diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."
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"At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms."
"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA!"
"Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it."
"What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh"
"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"
"Fox news host reacts to Caitlyn Jenner ... http://i.imgur.com/1ALkAky.gifv"
"Why didn't Beethoven sell his house? He put it up Fur Elise!"
"I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Tourette's. The librarian says, ""Fcuk off, you cunt."" The man says, ""Yep, that's the one."""