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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water."

"Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is."

"Toilet paper has a lot of other uses! Your baby? Boom. It's a mummy. Your dog? Boom. Mummydog. This lamp? Boom. Your living room is on fire."

"Reddit is like Porn...... No matter what weird shit you are into there is a category for it."

"Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference."

"I was thinking about making an elm tree joke.. But it's acorny one."

"I don't see why we're worried about running out of resources. I mean, how many people can there be in the world? Like a million?"

"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"

"When I was younger my fairy godmother asked me if I'd like a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."

"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."