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Joke of the Day

"A guy and his girlfriend are talking Her: Come over. Him: I'm coming over. Her: We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."

"Why should you work for a vegetable factory? Because they offer a good celery."

"Give a fish a worm, he lives another day Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I don't want to peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"

"Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention."

"wouldn't be arguing..."

"Ancient Aliens"

"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes."