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Joke of the Day

"Things that kinda rhyme... Very Hungry Caterpillar Scary Money Counterfeiter"

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."

"My sister had a threesome with two huge pornstars. Now she's not sure if she had a good time or not. Truth is, she's a little torn."

"People need to learn the difference between heroin and heroine. One is exceedingly more difficult to fit into a syringe."

"Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way."

"An alcoholic walks into a bar"

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors."

"The average person has sex 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!"

"What do you call spanish suicide squad ? Homicide hombres"

"My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated."