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Joke of the Day

"An alcoholic walks into a bar"

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are sitting at a bar... I know because Reddit reposted it and it made the front page."

"*i get chased into a dark alley* Please no *two men walk up to me holding a knife* ""If you join our insurance you can save up to-"" NOOOOOOO"

"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"

"What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg? The egg gets laid!"

"I'd say I avoid Facebook like the plague, but I don't do much to avoid the plague."

"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, But it's also terrible."

"After my grandfather's funeral... I scattered his remains all over my back garden. Which was horrible, because he hadn't been cremated."

"I have a Ring of *Dad Jokes* It's well rounded but not too bright"