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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated."

"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"

"First Time Around What do you call your first time masturbating? A first hand experience."

"Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop? He was making a racket."

"Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run Came up with this myself and was quite proud"

"Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's? The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points."

"Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair."

"Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. You know, cause they can't reach and all."

"Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, I am your mother."

"Why was the pianist so depressed? Because they weren't good at Chopin."