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Joke of the Day

"If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! ""Maybe if you didn't suck.."" *slams x-box on floor*"

"My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor but I knew it was just a pyramid screen."

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas The receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who fell in a vat at the eyeglass factory? He really made a spectacle of himself."

"The human race won't go extinct when our blood turns into high fructose corn syrup Our demise will come when hummingbirds figure it out"

"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to win the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"What did one boob say to the other? We better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts."

"Eleanor Rigby would probably get super bummed out if she ever heard the song about her."

"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""