42132

Joke of the Day

"If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! ""Maybe if you didn't suck.."" *slams x-box on floor*"

"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."

"Thanks for increasing the value of my asset over time. I really appreciate it."

"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."

"Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?"

"I'm reexamining my life after buying 63 pounds of unsalted butter because it seems a little weird even by my standards"

"A SHIT JOKE.... Two flies are sitting on a shit. One farted and the other one said ""Do you mind ? I'm eating here....."

"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."

"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"

"If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name."