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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to win the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"There was an infantry man that rode horses for over 50 years. What was his name? Major Bumsore"

"How do you make a whore moan? You don't pay her."

"I had sex with a chicken last night. It turns out the chicken came first, after all."

"Please stop throwing my only possession. ~dogs everywhere"

"How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb."

"When I worked at a pickle factory, I stuck my penis inside of a pickle slicer... They ended up firing both of us."

"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"

"People always ask why I'm wearing a sombrero in my high school graduation pictures. Clearly, because it was my senor year."

"So there are two... There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says to the other on, ""it's getting hot in here"". The other one says.. ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""