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Joke of the Day

"A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to."

"My girlfriend's not up for being fisted tonight. I guess I'll just put my feet up."

"What did the Nazi say to the Cowboy? Reich for the sky!"

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... unless you have muscular dystrophy, in which case you most certainly will not."

"What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast? Comatoast!"

"These cats just swagged into the room like they had some serious yolo'ing to do."

"How do you organize a space party? You planet."

"That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you."

"memes http://imgur.com/qe7LBx5 there"

"Im just an average guy with 2.4 kids."