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Joke of the Day

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old"

"Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!"

"Why did the baker not allow greedy people to eat his goods? Because he wanted his produce to be glutton free."

"[Dirty] Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? At least, the one I fucked did."

"Aww you passed out, let's see what you've got in your wallet, shall we?"

" ...Oh the weather outside's delightful, the balance in my account is frightful, what happened to all my dough, I dunno, I dunno, I dunnnnoooooo... "

"I broke up with a girl once by leaving a note on the front door that simply said: ""Love doesn't live here anymore, and now, neither do you."""

"Why is Europe like a frying pan?? They both have Greece at the bottom!!"

"I believe what politicians say about as much as I believe the person who says, ""I never got that text."""

"Interviewer : So you're super fast at math? Me : Yup I : Ok, what's 346x48? Me : 804 I : That's not correct Me : Fast though."