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Joke of the Day

"I believe what politicians say about as much as I believe the person who says, ""I never got that text."""

"even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults"

"If your date asks what you do for a living, just say ""You let me worry about that."""

"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"

"When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? No one knows yet!"

"Why did Moohamad eat his wives out so much? Allah spoke the kuran to him through the bush."

"Recipes sound good until you realize that you don't have $846 worth of spices in your house."

"Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle."

"It's called a ""remote"" because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel."