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Joke of the Day
"Aww you passed out, let's see what you've got in your wallet, shall we?"
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"Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine? One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma."
"'I know a black person' - White people"
"I ditched my ex gf. For lying. Lying under my best friend."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tie a piece of bread to the roof.."
"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."
"Driving in London"
"[approaches outdoor cafe holding balloon w/face drawn on it] Hello table for two ple- [large gust carries balloon away] OH NO MY WIFE"
"A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy"
"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."