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Joke of the Day

"The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise."

"Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns? Go for the juggler"

"How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener"

"Went to a public park and my 4yo was like, ""Is this Disney World?!"" The answer is yes and I'll cut anyone who tells her differently."

"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"

"I have invented a revolutionary drug that can cure third-world hunger... Just take one little pill with a meal 3x per day."

"What's the difference between feminists and guns? Guns only have one trigger. At the time I was writing this, my mom and sister were in the middle of a death battle yelling match, help."

"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."

"My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle."