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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between feminists and guns? Guns only have one trigger. At the time I was writing this, my mom and sister were in the middle of a death battle yelling match, help."

"What's the most overused punchline on reddit? [removed]"

"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"

"Look mom, my tits are bigger than yours! :D ""That's not funny, Kevin."""

"Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip either."

"[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me"

"Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"What's the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We'll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar"

"What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog."

"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""