201714

Joke of the Day

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"Dog names What do you name a male dog with no hind legs? Dragonballs."

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."

"What do tofu and dildos have in common? They serve as makeshift substitutes for people who have forsaken meat."

"Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine. O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack."

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"

"Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness."

"What is the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? Hockey players shower after three periods.."

"I heard Hillary paid a touching tribute at the 9/11 memorial... ...she collapsed."

"What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? The person sucking dick."