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Joke of the Day

"I come from a long line of people waiting to get in."

"My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with Italian food. I wouldn't put it pasta."

"How do you get dragon milk? A cow with short legs"

"I was on a first date. ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say. Go on then."" she laughed. I said, ""0."""

"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"

"I gave up on building a house of cards. I couldn't stand it."

"What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? ""...ugh nevermind"""

"If cops used t-shirt guns instead of handguns they wouldn't even need to tell criminals to put their hands up."

"Looking for someone willing to kill a man who has wronged me. Unfortunately I can't pay but would be good exposure for an emerging murderer"

"Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama so fat that her Schwarzschild radius equals 1 cm."