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Joke of the Day

"Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial."

"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."

"what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons"

"Heard they circlejerk here in reddit reddit in here circlejerk they heard"

"What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster"

"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging around freely... It's women who make it hard."

"An African, an Asian, and an Eskimo walk into a deez. Deez nuts."

"Anyone notice the irony behind ""hyphenated"" and ""non-hyphenated""?"

"""Please stop being mean"" - Me 3 seconds in to a rap battle"

"How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder"