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Joke of the Day

"I found I out I was concieved at my grandmothers funeral... Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. Stupid mourning wood."

"How do you make a dead dog shake? 2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog."

"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"nickel back joke If I had the world's most expensive nickel, then someone of class would actually want their nickel back."

"What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi? His shunglasshesh"

"What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute? One's a happy crow."

"I heard they were going to put Frederick Douglass on the Fifty. But they were worried it would only be worth $30."

"What is the name of the bear capitol? Koala Lumpur"

"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."