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"What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi? His shunglasshesh"
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"I hope I will get a girlfriend before I die. It turns out I get an eternal life"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth!"
"What did the two narwhals say at midnight? Nothing, they just baconed."
"None of the women liked Richard William Soft He's Dick Willy Soft"
"The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama."
"Dozing off during Sportscenter and waking up an hour later in the same clip is every guy's version of Memento."
"The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize."
"I always thought that Last of Us needed more animals Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic."
"My Jewish friend reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor. He gave it one star."