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"What is the name of the bear capitol? Koala Lumpur"
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"A man orders soup at a restaurant. The waiter sets his plate down and he sees a fly in the bowl... So he asks the waiter, ""What's this fly doing in my soup?"" The waiter responds, ""The backstroke."""
"Difference between priest and acne? What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. So, I got drunk."
"Me, as a judge: OK we'll take a quick recess now. *lawyers start discussing lawyer things* *I go outside and swing on the swingset*"
"Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
"NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper"
"Girlfriend: Stop lying around on the couch all day. Me: But you said we needed to start conserving energy."
"What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves!"
"Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy"