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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of the bear capitol? Koala Lumpur"
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"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."
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"Me: Compassion is my compass. Him: We've been lost for 3 days and you gave your coat to a bear that looked cold."
"My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don't shine. So I sent it to Seattle. Women make no sense some days."
"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"So I was sitting on the toilet this morning... ...and I look over and see this huge spider. It scared the shit out of me."
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"I'd sit on Ellen Pao's face... ... Just so I wouldn't have to look at it."