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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dead dog shake? 2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog."
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"If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane."
"what did the ocean say to the other ocean ? nothing they just waved."
"I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore"
"Wife: ""Did you know that some idiot paid $96,000 for Princess Leia's gold bikini?"" Me: [nervously tightening my robe] ""Who would do that?"""
"Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef."
"What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar."
"Yo momma's so white... When she passes through a prism more prisms come out"
"*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes* ""Wait. Then that means-"" [cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]"
"There are 2 types of college majors... A B. S. major and a BS major"