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Joke of the Day
"There is a guy in my area pooping on people's cars. He's currently public enemy number 2."
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"So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers."
"There once was a lady named Sue... ..who didn't have much to do. So she pulled out the vacuum, and went to the bathroom, and found a new way to go poo."
"I'm amazed how long I will watch a stupid infomercial, because I don't feel like reaching for the remote."
"How come when someone says ""we need to talk"" it's never about ice cream or Star Wars?"
"How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected."
"2016 took so many beautiful, talented men I've loved my entire life. Seems unfair that I still have to dodge my ex at the grocery store."
"A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.... Eye doctor says ""You've got a cataract."" Chinaman says ""No, I drive Rincoln Continental."""
"A boy walks in on his two parents having sex. He walks out of a threesome."
"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"