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Joke of the Day

"How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected."

"What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say? ""I feel a bit overdressed."""

"Shoulder blades sound way more awesome than they are."

"What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !"

"What kind of bees give milk? boobies"

"Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel."

"Women need to learn how to use Snapchat. It's only for sexting, I don't want to see pictures of your feet or your new perm."

"An alien and a mexican walk into a bar... Ouch they said. It was an iron bar."

"Name the four seasons Shit, Summer, Shit, Shit"

"Every idiot can use a computer. Most do."