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Joke of the Day
"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
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"Where do beers go to pick up girls? Ho Gardens"
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."
"My favorite here lately.... Helen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table. And then a chair...."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You ever try to jelly it in her ass?"
"""Time is an arbitrary concept"" is apparently a bad way to explain to your boss why you missed the project deadline"
"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."
"Jajajajajajaja is either a Mexican laughing or a German having sex."
"It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog."