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Joke of the Day
"How come when someone says ""we need to talk"" it's never about ice cream or Star Wars?"
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"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."
"You can teach a man to lead a fish to water but you can't make him drink a horse"
"A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home. A boy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""Who just threw that?!"" Boy: ""Me. I'm going home now."""
"A robber comes up to a man in a suit and threatens him... -Give me YOUR money! -But, I'm a ... politician. -Okay then,give me MY money!"
"""Click to read this man's secret to incredible 6 pack abs!"" *click* article: hard work, diet, & exercise me: I have never felt more betrayed"
"Yo momma's so fat You can see the couch behind her do to gravitational lensing."
"WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN WASHINGTON? AND WHY? I'M REALLY UNINFORMED."
"Every night Owen Wilson secretly prays tomorrow will be the day his son breaks his nose for the first time."
"New theory: It's Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives."