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Joke of the Day
"So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers."
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"Mad Cow Disease So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says ""hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?"" The second cow says ""Naw bro, I'm a helicopter."""
"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."
"Idea to help fight the obesity epidemic in America: Force Walmart to keep their parking spaces at least 200 yards from their entrances."
"I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal... It really was a waste of time. (Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)"
"Why do i need to take English class in school hell George Bush became president, and he only knew 50 word. The last one being ""shoe"""
"A black and a Mexican are in a car.. Who's driving? The police"
"For the last time, I'm not racist! I specifically called it African American Friday!"
"What do you call a transformer in a canoe? A row bot"
"Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest? They're always eager for more on their pate."