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Joke of the Day

"So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers."

"Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble."

"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"

"What gives wookies cancer? Chewbacco"

"My friend was called fat today. I told him ""It'll be okay, just keep your chins up""."

"It's a SHOT in the dark, but you might find this funny. Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together? Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether"

"How do you write ""DO NOT TOUCH"" in braille ?"

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"

"Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons? LENIN-NADE. Just smack me."