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Joke of the Day
"""This is literally the worst beer I've ever tasted."" *finishes six pack*"
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"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one replies ""Yeah, it kinda does."" Two days later they both died of food poisoning."
"Harry Potter wouldn't leave me alone. I told him to Quidditch. I'll see myself out."
"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."
"""97% of the world's population is homosexual."" - survey based on YouTube comments"
"give us a pickup line related to your profession WITHOUT revealing your profession. we'll try to guess I might have posted in the wrong sub Reddit. let me know if we should move it!"
"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"
"It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house"
"I love self depricating humor Its another thing that wont love me back"
"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"