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Joke of the Day
"I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me."
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"What's the Boogeyman's part-time job? BoogeyNAN!"
"Why do Stormtroopers never laugh? Because they always miss the joke"
"How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs? Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce."
"You hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a Dog."
"In Heaven all your lost pets are sitting around waiting to see you again. ""I wish he'd die,"" says Cupcake. They all nod."
"""We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease"" ""I can't say I'm surprised"" *doc strokes beard* ""Hmm yes.Just as we thought"""
"i don't do crossfit, i cross ""fit"" off my list of goals. way easier."
"What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long? It gets Camel-Towed."
"I think what I did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour."