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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips? Because he's a waiter. (lol)"
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"What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker with cavier please!"
"Being a man means doing what I want, when I want, and not having to answer to anyone. This is my...shit she's coming. To be continued."
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"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist that walked into a courtroom? He got off on a technicality."
"Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw"
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"After hearing all this stuff about Russia being upset I'm just like... Oh Putin, Crimea river."