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Joke of the Day

"Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence."

"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."

"I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan. It's R1 D2."

"What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium? HeHe"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't rape the sandwich before I eat it."

"The necrophilia is strong with this one This is my best friend. She enjoys pina coladas, long walks on the beach, and the feeling of cold dead skin upon her body. http://imgur.com/Rie20hf"

"""I really wish you'd post more 4sq checkins & tumblr links"" -no one on Twitter ever"

"I asked my wife what she wanted for christmas she told me ""nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace"" so I bought her nothing"

"How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb? 69"

"Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today , she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead , until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby."