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Joke of the Day

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark"

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."

"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."

"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."

"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before they think we're nuts!"

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"

"I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is."

"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."

"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears"