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Joke of the Day
"Why does the army want to only recruit married men? Because they don't want a **single** man lost!"
Next Joke
"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
"What is better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? .... because Bernie Sanders challenged him to a debate about the future of America."
"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? fur traders"
"today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar."
"Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse."
"A man with anxiety accidentally annoyed the cartel He began seeing a psychiatrist because of hispanic attacks."
"My wife and I were stuck in traffic. She said, ""I'm turning round."" ""I can see that,"" I replied. ""Try eating less chocolate."""