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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before they think we're nuts!"

"Did you hear about the unreleased Western starring Bruce Lee? He played Squint Eastwood."

"90s kids won't get this . . . Social Security benefits."

"The police caught me while I was spraypainting graffiti. I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall."

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population."

"What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein."

"The US has so many disasters You would almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"""I wish you would stop staring at my breasts. "" said the barmaid, ""you're making me uncomfortable. "" ""Uncomfortable?"" I replied, ""you want to try sitting on one of these stools with an hard on. """

"Knock Knock Who's there CD CD who? C DEEZ NUTS *ha* ^^*Got* ^^^*em*"