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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March"

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke."

"I spend 99% of my drunk time chasing my cat around trying to give him a hug."

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots."

"I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses."

"I have so much money it's kind of gay Because I'm rolling in Bills"

"You'd think that Hip-Hop music would have more bunnies in it, but no."

"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"

"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"

"Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi? Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works."